THINGS I FOUND ON TOP OF MY DRESSER
A surface that has accumulated junk since ~2012
- •Three Bulls hats—Back-to-Back, Three-peat, FIVE TIME NBA CHAMPS
- •A UChicago padfolio full of Northwestern brochures OOPS
- •Intro to Macro notes (i.e. 3D boxes and passed notes)
- •This illustration
- •$60 WORTH OF EINSTEIN'S GIFT CARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!
- •Discovered that $10 worth of those gift cards expired Feb 28... My heart sings for schmears forsaken
- •Nabisco 100cal Ritz Snack Mix
- •A lotto ticket my mom bought me for my bday 😎
- •Two Playbills for Gloria Estefan's autobiographical Off-Broadway masterpiece ON YOUR FEET!
- •An Eliza Thornberry doll with her pants pulled down...
- •A pocket watergun
- •An LED disco necklace with three flashing light settings