THINGS I DID IN THE TIME SPAN OF DECIDING TO WORKOUT AND ACTUALLY MAKING IT TO THE GYM

Motivation is difficult to achieve, but looking good isn't.
  1. Fed my dog
    "Breakfast" (it's 4 pm)
  2. Watched an hour and seven minute episode of American Horror Story Hotel
    Followed by a forty-eight minute episode of Girls (it wasn't the new season, don't worry).
  3. Took my second dose of antidepressants
    And confirmed my refill of higher dosage mood stabilizers
  4. Waited for my roommate to leave so I could use her protein powder
    I had my own I could've use, but she was being a bitch so I used her more expensive and deluxe powder that only rich moms with a Xanax problem would buy.
  5. Pooped
    Twice
  6. Cleaned up my dog's shit
    Because she apparently had plenty of time to digest her break, little shit.
  7. Leave my house, arrive at the gym.
    Dope.
  8. But upon pulling in to the LA Fitness parking lot, I take 2 extra laps around the entire shopping center to finish cramming to Ed Sheeran's version of "In Love with the Coco."
    I hate myself
  9. To conclude, I would like to include that this is the first, and only Ed Sheeran song I've ever enjoyed.
    And there will never be another.