A wide range of photos from my phone
  1. Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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    Why I saved this screenshot, I do not know. But it comes in handy during texting convos.
  2. My SO
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    Don't let the ice on his wrist fool you, he is a normal human being.
  3. My nephew mid-poo
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    My sister once took a picture of me when I was a baby while I was straining to make a bowel movement. Had to get my revenge by doing the same to her son.
  4. Halloween at my place of business
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    Cats are a classic Halloween costume, little effort required.
  5. Children's book with questionable title
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    Found this book while I was in one of those moods where everything strikes you as funny. Looking back, not that funny.