THINGS MY MOTHER TEXTS ME
These are all in the last 3 months
- •"I hear Ed Sheeran and Zach Galifianankis are co-writing a new Cretan hit"
- •"Guau! (Wow in Spanish). Miss you hope all is well."
- •"We are practicing some Cretan dancing to be ready. Dimitri, Tony, Nako and Bella will be wearing Cretan balloon pants tucked into their boots w the lovely black kerchiefs around their foreheads. Plus... Essence of goat! 🐑! "Bella is a cat
- •"🍆 (trying to avoid overuse of the same emojis)"
- •"I know it is long but I hopefully the pic will go 'viral' hahahaha ROFL"
- •"Saw a cow dressed as the Easter bunny at the Lynnfield marketplace and thought of you. ❤️🐄"
- •"We heard you yodel from 3 mountains away! (?) 🏂"
- •"News from Reggie: Gus (his body-less son) has gotten married and is a missionary in Thailand. 🍜"
- •And last but not least, my mom's critique of emojis