WEIRD THINGS MY WEIRD ROOMMATE SAYS/DOES

I just finished an internship where they put us up in dorm rooms for 9 weeks. I had a roommate who was only a year or two younger than me, but made me feel like I was rooming with myself when I was in middle school.
  1. Lays on her bed trying to imitate poses Victoria's Secret models do in bathing suit catalogs
  2. "Is it cannibalism if you water an aloe plant with aloe Purell?"
  3. Talks incessantly about the weird eye diseases of the tropical fish she raises
    This is while I was reading a book and continued for 10 minutes despite the fact that I didn't respond even once
  4. Snaps her fingers in a Z formation
    Not ironically
  5. "My older sister likes to think she's more mature than me, but she's definitely not because my boobs are 10 times bigger than hers"
  6. Wears 5" heels when she walks to the grocery store at 6pm on a Wednesday because she "needs to break them in"
  7. Spends hours playing Insanaquarium
  8. Thinks 9 days is an appropriate length of time to leave leftover Thai food in our mini fridge
  9. "Do it or else I'll kill you and your nonexistent cat!"
    This was her imitating our boss who would never say anything remotely like that
  10. Thinks 9 days is an appropriate length of time to leave leftover Pho in our mini fridge
  11. Specifically doesn't order fries at a restaurant because I ordered some and she figured she could just eat mine
    This isn't weird so much as straight up rude
  12. Thinks 9 days is an appropriate length of time to leave leftover mac and cheese in our mini fridge