1. Fuller House
  2. Surviving another year of radio
  3. Goal of 10 dates or 1 girlfriend. Whichever comes first
  4. My first book "I'm not lonely if you're reading this book" gets published by Harper Collins. Will sell at least 10
  5. Keep my dog fed
  6. Practice guitar and write funny songs for an hour a night
  7. Have comedy special for Netflix/Amazon/etc ready in 2017
  8. Meet every listener possible. Tell them thanks
  9. Pimp some joy