Reasons to pee sitting down even if you have a penis

  1. Time to finish that candy crush level
  2. Strengthen your lower back and leg muscles when sitting down
  3. Listen to the sounds of nature (literally)
  4. That feeling of peace and relief can only be achieved when sitting down
  5. No awkwardness when peeing inches away from other men
  6. Your 5 min break can become a 10 min break easily