5 selfies on my phone, chosen at random
- •This is me with my hair slicked backI'm either thinking about taxes or discretely hiding a pimple while talking to a girl. Probably both.
- •This is a close up of Ted CruzI don't know why this was in my selfie folder.
- •This is from when I got my new iPhoneI never take a bad photo.
- •This is me on Snapchat confronting the hatersJk, I have no "haters". Again, I never take a bad photo.
- •This was a terrible idea"Yeah, Adam, just post random crap selfies of yourself on the Internet. It's not like you WANT to get into college one day. Jeez." Why did I even post this?