5 selfies on my phone, chosen at random

  1. This is me with my hair slicked back
    I'm either thinking about taxes or discretely hiding a pimple while talking to a girl. Probably both.
  2. This is a close up of Ted Cruz
    I don't know why this was in my selfie folder.
  3. This is from when I got my new iPhone
    I never take a bad photo.
  4. This is me on Snapchat confronting the haters
    Jk, I have no "haters". Again, I never take a bad photo.
  5. This was a terrible idea
    "Yeah, Adam, just post random crap selfies of yourself on the Internet. It's not like you WANT to get into college one day. Jeez." Why did I even post this?