Reasons Tim Hortons Is Following Me on the List App

  1. I have a hole inside me, like a donut
  2. I'm so hot they mistook me for a home-Brewer cup of hot Tim Hortons coffee
  3. I'm warm and comforting on a warm, winter's night
  4. I call them by a first-name basis (Tim's)
  5. I need COMPANY. Hahaha no i'm ok.
  6. They donut know who else to follow.