Potential Replacements for America's Anthem

My buddy KMac came up with this idea. He's not on @list but it's too good not to share. He offers the following:
  1. America, the Beautiful
    America is beautiful. Here are the beautiful things about America. The end.
  2. God Bless America
    Simplicity is key- it asks God to bless America. But it lacks braggadocio. Not one mention of America's greatness
  3. America's Funniest Home Videos Theme Song
    Would you rather live in a country with bombs bursting in air or a country that has laughs from coast to coast?
  4. America, Fuck Yeah!
    Fuck yeah, indeed. It's what we're all thinking during the national anthem anyway