Things you knew you shouldn't do, but then you did them anyway.

Fortunately there is an opportunity to preface this list my sister challenged me with. I'm going to be frank about my list but they all happened during my lifetime and it's unlikely anything happened in the last 12 years.
  1. Got busy in public
  2. Got busy in public with someone else's girl
  3. Got busy in public with someone else's girl while dating someone else
  4. Public nudity
  5. Slept with my employees
    Most of them
  6. Drugs
  7. Moving violations
  8. Voyeurism
  9. Poop bag on fire on enemy doorstep
  10. Poop bag on fire on friends doorstep
  11. Impure thoughts
  12. Basically everything I do is immoral