USELESS IDEAS #1
Only a small selection of the entirely useless things I write down
- •Being matched 100% perfect with someone on a dating site. You meet up, you hate each other.
- •Having to spend the summer before college making up four full years of gym credits.
- •Using a Bluetooth so you can crochet simultaneously.
- •Santa's sleigh crash landing in the Gobi desert. All the reindeer dead. Opening all the presents looking for water. Finding a snow globe, cracking it open. Cursing the heavens.
- •An Indiana Jones-type figure attempting to sell a handful of goblets at a very normal antiques trade event.
- •Poem from the point of view of Blondi, Hitler'a dog, resting at her sleeping master's feet, becoming suddenly aware of her ability to alter the course of history, then forgetting.
- •"How's the time of the show where I give you my lupus."
- •"You tweet for Coolio? I tweet for Coolio!"
- •Biker gang saving up for bikes.
- •Man in an Amazon.com uniform shooting a corrupted drone out of the sky with a shotgun.