Requested by Alex Fiber!
  1. After I read a book, if I loved reading the book, then I will also irrationally love the physical book itself.
  2. Now that I mainly read on my Kindle, I have read lots of books on it, many of which I loved.
  3. Therefore, I now irrationally love my Kindle with an overblown aggregated love profoundly greater than any single book.
  4. I thought I lost my Kindle the other day and I wanted to cry. This isn't a good thing.
  5. I found it though.
  6. It's a Kindle Paperwhite and I love it so much it is my best friend.