Requested by Alex Fiber!
  1. 1.
    After I read a book, if I loved reading the book, then I will also irrationally love the physical book itself.
  2. 2.
    Now that I mainly read on my Kindle, I have read lots of books on it, many of which I loved.
  3. 3.
    Therefore, I now irrationally love my Kindle with an overblown aggregated love profoundly greater than any single book.
  4. 4.
    I thought I lost my Kindle the other day and I wanted to cry. This isn't a good thing.
  5. 5.
    I found it though.
  6. 6.
    It's a Kindle Paperwhite and I love it so much it is my best friend.