WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1.
    Astronaut
    Before I developed an irrational (or rational?) and unspeakable fear of space. Like, this is even too long to be discussing it and I'm freaking out.
  2. 2.
    POTUS
    Wanted to be the first female prez bc I'm bossy & tall and I felt like that was all the qualifications I needed.
  3. 3.
    Martha Stewart
    Thought I could out craft her at one point. Turns out not so much.
  4. 4.
    Basketball player's wife
    Again, I'm tall. Seemed like it could work.