WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY
- 1.AstronautBefore I developed an irrational (or rational?) and unspeakable fear of space. Like, this is even too long to be discussing it and I'm freaking out.
- 2.POTUSWanted to be the first female prez bc I'm bossy & tall and I felt like that was all the qualifications I needed.
- 3.Martha StewartThought I could out craft her at one point. Turns out not so much.
- 4.Basketball player's wifeAgain, I'm tall. Seemed like it could work.