Thoughts Throughout My Day

Things that cross my mind at least once a day...
  1. What day is it today?
  2. I wonder how the weather is outside?
  3. My back hurts from sitting
  4. My ass is turning into mush from sitting
  5. I want my baby back baby back baby back
  6. Why am I here?
  7. Why is that baby/child/old man here?
  8. I have to pee
  9. Does my breath stink?
  10. How much water have I had?
  11. I should work out.
  12. I don't feel like working out
  13. God I need to lose 5 lbs
  14. God I want to just get fat
  15. This too shall pass
  16. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯