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  1. "I went to look at your Twitter and you were wearing cool pants"
    I don't think he's being genuine here, but you know that Wiz's pants are being hella googled right now.
  2. "You let a stripper trap you"
    I'm picturing a Roadrunner/Wile E. Coyote situation and I'm loving it.
  3. "I made it so we could wear tight jeans"
    Currently wearing skinny jeans. THANK YOU, YE! 💕💕💕
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  1. Mainstream hip-hype: when hipsters hype something all the way into the mainstream.
  2. Brilliant idea: obstacle race for stoners called Tough Puffer. Cheetos at finish line.
  3. Easiest way to diffuse an argument: call the other person "a freaking nut harvest." Tested and approved.
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  1. "Did you not hear all of that dank trap I've been playing?"
  2. "I had to fax something today. TWICE."
  3. "Sorry my grocery list has gone a little Sarah Palin, but: meat, beets, and some sweet treat. 'Mericuh."