REASONS TO HAVE CHILDREN (COULD ALSO BE READ AS REASONS NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU'RE THAT SORT)
- •There will always be someone to laugh at
- •There will always be someone to clean up after
- •Long-term resentment aimed at your SO "the baby was up all night" "yeah, but she was attached to my boobs, not yours"
- •Your heart will feel full but so won't your head. You will forget everything.
- •You will now have an audience in the bathroom. A loud demanding by audience.