REASONS TO HAVE CHILDREN (COULD ALSO BE READ AS REASONS NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU'RE THAT SORT)

  1. There will always be someone to laugh at
  2. There will always be someone to clean up after
  3. Long-term resentment aimed at your SO "the baby was up all night" "yeah, but she was attached to my boobs, not yours"
  4. Your heart will feel full but so won't your head. You will forget everything.
  5. You will now have an audience in the bathroom. A loud demanding by audience.