These things are the worst

  1. Mowing grass a week late that's wet and a foot tall
  2. A patron acting like a food critic at an Applebee's
  3. A stranger's dirty fingernails
  4. When men shave their beards
  5. Sporks
  6. Every worker at Kroger asking you, "How ya doing?"
  7. Jesus sandals with socks
  8. Dog farts
  9. Running into an old classmate at Walmart
  10. Pretzels without salt
  11. Couples holding hands across a table