1. He's her lobster
  2. Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!
  3. JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
  4. I got off the plane
  5. Oh...My...God
  6. Gum would be perfection
  7. 15 Yemen Road, Yemen
  8. THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!
  9. Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
  10. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo
  11. WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!
  12. Something is wrong with the left phalange
  13. But they don't know that we know they know we know
  14. I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
    Suggested by @beccfoster
  15. I knew you were likely to take a wife!
    Suggested by @kate81
  16. Old or new? OLD or NEW?
    Suggested by @kate81
  17. You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
    Suggested by @bookishclaire
  18. Unagi ? Isn't that a kind of sushi ?
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  19. "Actually it's Miss Chanandler Bong"
    Suggested by @emhoov
  20. I mean what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, GOOOD @emhoov
  21. "Could I be wearing any more clothes"
    Suggested by @lizard13
  22. Paper, snow, a ghost!
    Suggested by @breeannie
  23. "Because that's you and I together! MERGE!"
    Suggested by @JustineNicole
  24. "Did I ever tell you about the time I went backpacking across Western Europe?"
    Suggested by @kate81
  25. "I've said too much! I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”
    Suggested by @courtney__jill
  26. PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT!!!!
    Suggested by @abbyw24
  27. We are dessert thieves! We are living outside of the law!"
    Suggested by @hkath
  28. When I'm in a cafe having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun I'll think of you.
    Suggested by @tylerka323