FAVORITE QUOTES

  1. Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
  2. An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. -Mae West
  3. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. -Steven Wright
  4. You can't be grateful and angry at the same time. - Tony Robbins
  5. You have to be odd to be #1. - Dr. Seuss