REASONS I'M THINKING OF GETTING A DOG

  1. 1.
    They're cute
  2. 2.
    Puppy breath
  3. 3.
    For when I drop food on the floor
  4. 4.
    Dog parks
  5. 5.
    Fancy dog bakeries
  6. 6.
    To remind my cat that he can be replaced when he is being an asshole