CAREERS I'D PURSUE IF MONEY WASN'T AN OPTION

If only....
  1. Baby sloth bather
    They get baths and make tiny sounds and drip dry and eat hibiscus. I want to do that for my job.
  2. Farm Sanctuary calf and pig and sheep cuddler
    I love visiting the Farm Sanctuary. I love kneeling in hay and holding large farm animals. That's a good job.
  3. Cabaret singer
    Just singin old tunes. And drinking cocktails and telling stories.
  4. Shakespeare workshop doer
    Reading all the plays out loud around a table and dissecting them and then moving on to the next ad infinitum
  5. Modern dance class taker
    No performance requirement. Just class.
  6. Dog petter
    Just professionally petting dogs all the time.
  7. Novel reader
    I could be a proof reader if it really needs to be a proper job. But really I just want to read novels all the time.