1. "I need to learn how to program my email address to see the wedding pictures but I don't know how, I'm stupid"
    She literally just needs to enter her email address in a box on a website. Still a little too hard on yourself, Gram
  2. On her computer: "I need to update something I'll too old for"
  3. "I never had a fair female boss anywhere I worked. They got on a power trip and men just aren't like that"
    Just a little sexist
  4. Addition to above: "Thats why I don't want one in the White House. As my brother would say, just keep them in the kitchen."
    Ok too much, Grandma