WORDS AND PHRASES THAT SOUND BAD BUT AREN'T

If you are emotionally 12 years old like me, these make you giggle every time
  1. Caulk
    "Do you have any caulk? We're gonna need a lot of caulk for this job. And a gun. You have a caulking gun, right?"
  2. Manhole
    No one ever thinks this is as funny as I do. But it kills me every time
  3. Balls out
    Referring to the governor on a steam engine. Two steel balls are attached to the engine so that as engine speed increases, the centrifigal force of the flywheel causes the balls to rise. Did you think it referred to testicles, you dirty creature?
  4. Animal husbandry
    It's the science of breeding and caring for farm animals. You don't have to marry them, you guys