WHEN I'M EXPOSED AS A ONE DIRECTION FAN
No one nods politely and moves on to the next subject matter when this band is brought up-everyone has something to say. Key talking points and a few quotes outlined below.
- •Didn't Louis leave the band?Zayn. Zayn left the band, and we were (are) all very sad, but wait anxiously for him to go officially "zolo." Can we chat about that?
- •But they're gay?Rude, not v accepting of you (you sound homophobic depending on how far you go with this comment) and lastly, unoriginal. Next.
- •Harry looks like a girl/vampire/Jim Morrison.Harry is only trying to spread love and wear his gold ankle booties while dancing suggestively with a mike stand, let him live.
- •Did you know Simon Cowell put them together?
- •"She likes that British band.."Me in the distance: but Niall is from Ireland!!!
- •Neal? Neal.
- •Like the river?No, Niall like the embodiment of sunshine and the happiest laughter and midnight snacks.
- •Louis and Liam look the same...
- •"My thirteen year old niece loves them and went to their concert last summer!😊😊😊
- •"Have you heard-"YES YES YES.
- •So this means you don't like Taylor Swift?Yo as much as I love you indulging in the fantasy with me that i know them, I don't and they are free ! to do! whatever they please! date whoever!
- •How old are they?I get where you're going with this, but we're basically the same age. They are a big hit with age groups below me, I get it.
- •"You're sick."Before, during, or after a moment where they make me tear up.