Things I have thought while stuck in traffic
Traffic in the DMV...priceless
- •What would happen if the truck in front of me actually transformed. You know, Optimus Prime style
- •nope, I will not let you cut in front of me till you learn to indicate.
- •If the zombie apocalypse happened now, do I have enough snacks in the car to wait it out?
- •Why are you trying to switch from lane to lane? None of us are going anywhere, just chill
- •I should create a car horn that has different expressions. Tap once and it says 'where the f*ck do you think your going?'
- •Tap the horn twice to say 'nice move d*ck head'. The options are endless...