Ideas for New Sanrio Characters
Sanrio has lots of characters. Here's a few more merchandise opportunities.
- •J-Soda Pop.A soda that's also a pop singer.
- •Tuni Tuna.A tuna fish whose goal is to continue evading rampant overfishing.
- •Fatty the Very Fat Cat.He's surly because he's always hungry. Pretty self explanatory.
- •Trilby Tom.A trilby hat that's always saying "I'm not a fedora, I'm a trilby". It has a raccoon friend who tries to eat it.
- •The parents of Hello Kitty.I mean if she's supposed to be an actual little girl, where the fuck is her family?
- •Strawberry Barry.Just a guy shaped like a strawberry. Doesn't have to like or sell strawberries. In fact he should probably lament it and talk about he just wants to be left alone in a patch of grass to die.
- •Karen.This is something to give a niece or nephew you just don't like.