Reasons Why I Hate This Z Pizza Ad I Got in My Mail

  1. The front of the brochure is a picture of a whole tomato slice. Disgusting.
  2. They called me Resident. Cool I am a nonentity.
  3. The founder is Sid Fanarof, and judging only by his name, I don't like him and I don't want to like him.
  4. They call their appetizers "shareables". Like they're a Fast Company article.
  5. They've included two coupons both which are useless because I will never eat here.
  6. Oh my god it's a fucking magnet. Like for the fridge. So you can have this piece of shit to look at every time you pull better food out of your fridge.
  7. Fuck you.