I'm Michael and Here's What I Believe

Inspired by @Nicholas
  1. Aliens have been a guiding force in human history. (You don't think we built those pyramids on our own did you?)
  2. Marvel is a better cinematic universe than Stat Wars. (I still like Star Wars though)
  3. Professional wrestling is "choreographed" not "fake", fake implies it doesn't exist, but it's just as real as a dance routine or a movie.
  4. Magic: the Gathering is nearly as perfect as a card game can be and in my many attempts to try and create a competitor nothing ever comes close.
  5. Although for dietary reasons, I currently don't drink soda, Mountain Dew is the greatest liquid I have ever consumed.