THINGS THAT HAVE NO EXPLANATIONS

  1. Hiccups
    Anatomical
  2. Color of sky
    Universal
  3. Guy greets guy: handshake. Guy greets girl: HUG
    Social
  4. Not replacing the toilet paper roll if you finish it
    Social/Excuses
  5. "4th Meal: the meal between dinner and breakfast"
    Social/Excuses/Taco Bell
  6. Sneezing: eyes must be closed
    Anatomical
  7. Compulsion to check in on exes (even when in a happy relationship)
    Social
  8. Putting the ice cube tray back in the freezer without any water or ice cubes
    Social/Excuses
  9. Dinosaur extinction
    Universal/Made up Explanation
  10. How excited my dog gets when I walk in the door
    Animal
  11. How excited my dog gets after my husband and I have sex. Like immediately after
    Animal
  12. "First Meal": nope, it's just called Breakfast. Or "Spending the rest of the day in the Bathroom Meal"
    Social/Taco Bell
  13. Gloria Steinem
    Social/Women actually can be smart AND beautiful
  14. The meaning of life
    Universal