1. Favorite sports teams
    Was gonna do it but remembered how sad it is that I root for the Mets and Jets
  2. Favorite animal
    If it ain't a dog then idk what you're doing with your life
  3. Biggest chess accomplishment
    I realized I'm way too big of a nerd for anyone else to care about a board game
  4. Why read receipts are a good idea
    I realized I'll always be in the minority for this one
  5. How frustrating Instagram can be
    I can upload the greatest picture of all time and girls doing duck faces will still get more likes than me