1. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
    So a murdered teenager inhabits her friend's body not so that she can help solve her murder or see her family but so that she can have sexy times with her crush?? The lovely bones indeed. (Thrown across the room.)
  2. The Scarlet Letter - Nathaniel Hawthorne
    In hindsight, I appreciate what Hawthorne was doing, but having to read this book multiple times between high school and university left me cold.
  3. The Twilight trilogy - Stephenie Meyer
    LOL, nope.
  4. The Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy - E.L. James
    Even worse than the crap it's based on.