THINGS MORE BORING THAN WATCHING PAINT DRY

Coma-inducing "sports" on TV
  1. Fishing
    Come on! This is boring IRL, too.
  2. Golf
  3. Darts
  4. Curling
    Mostly just annoying, though. "Hurry! Hurry!" They want it to end so they can go drink as badly as you do.
  5. Bowling