Random Thoughts & Questions
- •Coffee is just flavored water. What?!
- •Waiters and waitresses are a super weird concept. I don't make the food, I don't make the drinks, I don't put on a show, but you sure as hell better pay me to *just bring stuff to you*
- •Holy fuck Africa is cool
- •I'd sleep with Phil Collins if I had the chance, purely to thank him for the Tarzan Soundtrack
- •HOW THE HECK DO THEY FILM NATURE DOCUMENTARIESDo camera men sit in the same spot for 8000 years and hope this *one* species of bug walks in front so they can get a centered, focused, enlarged shot? Do they stage them all? Why don't more get eaten? What is this sorcery?!
- •It's hard to drive and eat tacos
- •Does anyone actually eat a saltine cracker for enjoyment
- •Is it our clean mouth flavor because mint is refreshing or is it refreshing because it's our "clean mouth flavor"?Who decided this? Some random dude? The universe?
- •British people probably have a really tough time hearing the difference between "floored" and "flawed"Yes, I'm watching the Great British Baking Show, no, I cannot stop.