Advantages to Having a Cold
- •That sexy sexy way snot comes out of your nose at a moments notice.
- •NyQuil. Enough said.
- •For 4-6 days you too can sound like Brenda Vacarro and sell tampons.
- •It's always nice to hear "How are you feeling?"
- •Legit reason to come in late to work.
- •Staying in your pajamas all day isn't questioned.