Advantages to Having a Cold

  1. That sexy sexy way snot comes out of your nose at a moments notice.
  2. NyQuil. Enough said.
  3. For 4-6 days you too can sound like Brenda Vacarro and sell tampons.
  4. It's always nice to hear "How are you feeling?"
  5. Legit reason to come in late to work.
  6. Staying in your pajamas all day isn't questioned.