Favorite Michael Scott Quotes. (Part 1)

  1. Well, well, well, how the turn tables.
  2. Its a big day for Phyllis. But, it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the bride.
  3. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey pee all over you.
  4. Heads I do it. Tails I don't. Best out of seven.
  5. The party planning committee is all over it. They've been working 24/7 all day yesterday.
  6. Your gayness is not what defines you. Your Mexicanness is what defines you.