Favorite Michael Scott Quotes. (Part 2)

  1. You're going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks.
  2. Jan: How does watching a movie increase productivity? Michael: People work faster after. They have to. To make up for the time they lost.
  3. I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me.
  4. If you do your spring cleaning in January, guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything.
  5. It's not me. It's you.
  6. Dwight, you ignorant slut.
  7. I've swallowed all your ideas. I'm gonna digest them and see what comes out the other end.