Favorite Michael Scott Quotes. (Part 2)
- •You're going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks.
- •Jan: How does watching a movie increase productivity? Michael: People work faster after. They have to. To make up for the time they lost.
- •I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me.
- •If you do your spring cleaning in January, guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything.
- •It's not me. It's you.
- •Dwight, you ignorant slut.
- •I've swallowed all your ideas. I'm gonna digest them and see what comes out the other end.