Favorite Michael Scott Quotes. (Part 3)
- •Toby, what do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced.
- •You cheated on me? When i specifically asked you not to?
- •This year, more people will use cocaine than read a book to their children.
- •A small part of me is very excited about this new company. But, 70 percent of me is water.
- •I hope you're willing to die in this office. Because I am.
- •I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But yes.
- •Oscar is gay, that is his choice, and we can make fun of him for that.