Favorite Michael Scott Quotes. (Part 3)

  1. Toby, what do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced.
  2. You cheated on me? When i specifically asked you not to?
  3. This year, more people will use cocaine than read a book to their children.
  4. A small part of me is very excited about this new company. But, 70 percent of me is water.
  5. I hope you're willing to die in this office. Because I am.
  6. I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But yes.
  7. Oscar is gay, that is his choice, and we can make fun of him for that.