1. There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.
  2. If i had a gun with two bullets and i was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby. I would shoot Toby twice.
  3. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactia.
  4. How the turntables…
  5. Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.
  6. You don't know me; you've just seen my penis.
  7. Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.
  8. I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.
  9. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
  10. I love catching people in the act. Thats why I always whip open doors.