Careers I'd Pursue If Money Wasn't An Option
- •ArchaeologistLike Hiram Bingham, but with a better hat
- •Explorer of the AmazonAlso be the first one to come out of the forest alive and uneaten (though being chomped on a bit is okay)
- •Ernest Hemingway lookalike at sci-fi conventionsGlowering at furries and stormtroopers.
- •Circus geek and part-time fire-eaterWhen I run out of bats..