1. Archaeologist
    Like Hiram Bingham, but with a better hat
  2. Explorer of the Amazon
    Also be the first one to come out of the forest alive and uneaten (though being chomped on a bit is okay)
  3. Ernest Hemingway lookalike at sci-fi conventions
    Glowering at furries and stormtroopers.
  4. Circus geek and part-time fire-eater
    When I run out of bats..