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I understand Andy Warhol's whole thing now
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    La Morena Pickled Jalapeño Peppers
  2. 2.
    Popeye Spinach
    I really wanted to buy this can
  3. 3.
    Bruce's Yams
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    Thinkin' about Carol
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    Phoenix, a German movie about a holocaust survivor who gets facial reconstruction surgery
  3. 3.
    One monologue from "Mistress America" that just hit too close to home
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To know me is to love me and to love me is to love my sticky fingers
  1. One (1) handful of googly eyes
  2. One (1) solo cup full of M&M's
  3. The souls of every man under 40
  1. THIS ONE
  2. this one!
  3. this one too
  4. and also this one, duh
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    this Paris Hilton wannabe
  2. 2.
    this woman with her gorgeous chestnut locks
  3. 3.
    this jcrew model
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  1. When he laughs he covers his mouth like a Japanese schoolgirl
  2. When he drinks he gets hiccups like a baby
  3. He was wearing good striped socks
  4. If you take the "u" out of his name then his name is "Dog"
All I ever wanted was a dog...
  1. Sprite (1995)
    I basically killed the class rabbit during its stay at my house and it was replaced by a guinea pig shortly thereafter. I won the raffle to name the new critter. My mom never let me drink soda and my bev of choice was Sprite.
  2. Pee-Wee (1999)
    My mom left for Morocco and I conned my dad into taking me to the pet store immediately after dropping her at the airport. I knew a girl who went as Pee Wee for Halloween that year and my interest was piqued. A guinea pig legend was born.
  3. Snickers (1999)
    I convinced my dad (a real push-over!) that Pee-Wee needed a friend. Snickers had a skin disease so we ended up taking it back. I just really like candy and I probably wanted a Snickers bar at that exact moment.
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