Reasons why flirting over snapchat is ruining my life.
- •I can't tell if this cute snapchat was just sent to me, or broadcasted to everyone you know.
- •This is the only time I've ever WANTED my phone to make an alert noise, but each new snap is a silent secret love bomb.
- •I'm afraid you don't know what I look like without a glowy filter on.
- •You could legitimately have a dog's tongue and I wouldn't know.
- •I'm horny and can't masturbate in nine second bursts, man.