Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Cause my boobs are unimpressive but I like to think my butt has a cult following
  2. I feel like this lady is my best friend's spirit animal and had to let him know
  3. I'm fucking a guy who is 6"9
  4. I'm a nurse and this is the kind of shit my family texts me on the reg
  5. Costa Rica, bitch