ROOMMATE CONSPIRACIES: MIA EDITION

One of my roommates I never see. Here is a list of all the potential places she could be.
  1. An unknown boyfriend/girlfriends place
  2. Passed out at a bar
  3. Aruba
  4. Bahama
  5. With a pretty momma
  6. Sleepover at the library
  7. In the drunk tank at the local jail
  8. Hiding in her closet
  9. Is actually home all the time but has invisibility super powers
  10. Or Harry Potters invisibility cloak
  11. Has a 24/7 job