1. Texting on your phone in a movie theater
  2. Surfing the Internet on your phone in a movie theater
  3. Touching your phone in any fashion that produces light or sound in a movie theater
  4. Taking the elevator less than two floors if you are able bodied
  5. Farting near diners in a restaurant
  6. Mutilating cats and dogs
  7. Prefacing cruel or insulting statements with "no offense"
  8. Refusing to watch Star Wars in a misguided attempt to look cool