Happy 🎂 Day @evanp: A List About Birthdays
- •The birthday song: it is a classy one, but I bet it could be better.
- •The birthday hats: oh why oh why do they have to be shaped like a unicorn horn
- •After the party, your house is a wreck. What's up with that?
- •The hardest thing about a birthday is that you don't know what to get your friends and then you're not supposed to tell them what you got them and you're eager to tell them.
- •The hardest part is not grabbing presents out of the birthday person's hands. Because wouldn't you be jealous.
- •And the birthday suit: PS this means you're wearing what you wore when you were born and that means you're showing up naked to your birthday party. 😂😡😝😉😋😘