Happy 🎂 Day @evanp: A List About Birthdays

  1. The birthday song: it is a classy one, but I bet it could be better.
  2. The birthday hats: oh why oh why do they have to be shaped like a unicorn horn
  3. After the party, your house is a wreck. What's up with that?
  4. The hardest thing about a birthday is that you don't know what to get your friends and then you're not supposed to tell them what you got them and you're eager to tell them.
  5. The hardest part is not grabbing presents out of the birthday person's hands. Because wouldn't you be jealous.
  6. And the birthday suit: PS this means you're wearing what you wore when you were born and that means you're showing up naked to your birthday party. 😂😡😝😉😋😘