1. On your first day if you get stuck in a hole you cannot read this.
  2. Please oh please when you see these green creatures and you hear a sizzling sound that means they are about to blow you to pieces. Runaway.
  3. Especially if you see something small in a villager room runaway because it might be a little zombie trying to eat your little brains. Runaway.
  4. On your first day find shelter, get wood and kill something. That doesn't mean yourself.
  5. Please oh please don't take my advice or you'll end up with Hero Brian's curse.