Reasons Why Garfield Hates Odie: A First Person Narrative

  1. He doesn't eat as much as me
  2. He's annoying
  3. He's always in the wrong place at the wrong time
  4. He stole my hamburger last week
  5. His annoying toy makes me almost break my neck
  6. Most of the time I think Jon would rather be with him than me
  7. He slobbers too much
  8. He licks too much
  9. He ruins all my meals
  10. I can't remember last time I was able to get peace and quiet and take a nap without him waking me up
  11. Somehow he always gets his way
  12. At least I get to kick him