What Would Happen If Macbeth Was Alive Now

  1. Another religion would be created by his power
  2. People would know him as a highly insane person
  3. He wouldn't do good on a dating website
  4. He would start a war with Walmart because he couldn't pay for his eggs
  5. His wife would make him pay all the rent
  6. He would try to find the three witches again in Scotland but just find a burger place with a very bad bathroom instead
  7. He wouldn't be friends with any important rich people but he would probably try to run for Vice President so he could assassinate his running mate