Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself

So still learning the ropes , but eager to figure out what this whole thing's about. Open to suggestions. Mostly.
  1. Winston Bishop from New Girl. But like 17. And a girl....
    ...yeah that sounds pretty accurate put that on there.
  2. (Occasional) Tea drinker
    Boom. Makes you sound cultured.
  3. Revolutionary Thinker
    Because behind every doer is a thinker. Brain splosion.
  4. Future Revolutionary Doer
    All part of my 5 year plan man.
  5. Not a poet.
    Look at you listing and what not!
  6. Candle lover/Music quoter/General social agitator
    Honesty is the best...probably.
  7. Total sap.
    Worse than...anything with sap.